I am a doctor of chemistry, so my experience of french manicures is limited to the female students of my lower level courses (who, coincidentally, tell me that a good french manicure will last at least five months is manual labour is arrested and the fingertips dipped daily in H2SO4).
However, the yogurt problem I can deal with. The other day, after hearing you shout, "I need lines! I need borders and lines! I need lines of seperation!" I realized that the problem lies not in the yogurt but in your taste buds.
Consider the following rhyme:
"Old Abram Brown is dead and gone;
You'll never see him more.
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4."
Dip your fingers in it, but don't drink it.
Yogurt is for the weak-stomached. Avoid it.
Sincerely,
Dr. Ward
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