Tuesday, November 25

Dear Dr. Ward,

I recently read a study about yogurt. Apparently yogurt deceases sex drive and in extreme cases leads to arthritis. I personally have never liked yogurt so much. Something about the after taste and the strange texture it leaves behind in my mouth. Anyway, I feel really good about this new study. I don't like yogurt! I can now openly admit to my distaste for it without feeling criticized. Furthermore, I know now that while others enjoy their regular dose of sex and joint killer I am probably having sex in multiple positions with my highly flexible body.

Anyways, my question Dr. Ward is... How can I keep a french manicure intact for longer than a week? Do you know of any tricks?

Signed,

Stacy Allmee

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