RE: Dear Obama
Dear _______
Please be informed that your letter has been received. Our scanners informed us that you believe you may have contact with/been hurt by/been threatened by a terrorist.
We have filed this in our system. Your reference number is: 609264529654729. Please keep this number near you at all times in case we should contact you with further instructions/for questioning.
Thank you for your interest in the safety of the United States of America.
Regards,
***DELETED FOR YOUR SAFETY***
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