Dear Dr. A.W,

I apologize for the late reply. I have been in Paris with my man friend Gunther.

A long time ago you and I planned of traveling. We figured we'd circulate every Continent at least three times. Things have changed though. You have upset literature and now it is after revenge. Books are relentless -- they will not stop until you are bludgeoned to death. You're endangered and my house is too far away for safety. I'm sorry but I'm afraid you might just become extinct.


With regret,

Miss M